Download e-book for iPad: 501 Things to Do with a Zombie by J.C. Richards

By J.C. Richards

ISBN-10: 1440507228

ISBN-13: 9781440507229

Zombies are, or have been, humans too! get away routes, protection plans, survival kits. sufficient is adequate! Zombies have got a foul rap, and it is time the redeeming characteristics of those brain-eating (but in all probability cute) creatures come to gentle. input 501 activities with a Zombie. within, you will see that the undead make definitely the right sidekicks for nearly something you've gotten happening. cannot persuade a blood brother to hitch you in karaoke? No concerns! A Zombie by no means suffers from level fright! seeking to take a leisurely walk throughout the neighborhood farmers' industry? Zombies understand the key to selecting out the most up to date tomatoes. have to negotiate a brand new cell-phone agreement? convey a Zombie alongside to get out of the two-year dedication (he can strong-arm the revenues rep—that is, except it is missing). definite, Zombies could have rotting flesh and nasty viruses, yet do not all of us have our faults? Open your brain and open this e-book for encouraged principles on how we will all learn how to get alongside.

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Clap off 328. Clap off 333. Join a Conga line 329. Finger paint 330. Iron 331. Go to Europe (there's nothing like seeing the Sistine Chapel for the first time with a Zombie) 332. Go bowling 333. Join a Conga line 334. Space tourism 335. Make balloon animals 335. Make balloon animals 336. Go to a water park 337. Go to a concert 338. Sing “Sweet Caroline” 339. Spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I 340. Go to the Kentucky Derby 341. Play HORSE 342. Play Bingo 343. Google 344. YAMMY GORILLAS 345. Use duct tape 342.

369. Attend a something-palooza 370. Make a dream catcher 371. Make a lemonade stand 372. Make a five-year plan 371. Make a lemonade stand 376. Visit an island destination 373. Do the chicken dance 374. Slam dance 375. See Stars on Ice 376. Visit an island destination 377. Tour a timeshare 378. Go shoe shopping 379. Swing 380. Tour a swamp 381. Play Freeze Tag 382. Buy a freezer 383. Play blackjack 384. Stay at a B&B 385. Go cow tipping 386. Skip rocks 387. Help proprietors find lost cows 388. Read a newspaper 388.

Visit your grandmother 113. Return overdue library books 114. Moisturize 115. Knit 116. Listen to free-form jazz 117. Play Pac Man 115. Knit 119. Go to a Renaissance Faire 118. Join a marching band 119. Go to a Renaissance Faire 120. Go to a toga party 121. Take a walk 122. Go on a hayride (unless your Zombie friend has allergies) 123. Organize a sit-in 123. Organize a sit-in 124. Baby sit 125. Pet sit 126. Commute (heavy traffic? bring along a Zombie and use the HOVlane) 127. Play Simon 128. Play Lotto 129.

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